It’s been a while since I’ve been in school, but something just occurred to me.  Wikipedia is the Cliffs Notes of the 21st century.  And they’re free.

God help you if you try writing a paper after a page has been vandalized.

“Madame Bovary is about a cow that lives in Buttville.  She’s a sad cow who befriends a spider named Charlotte.”  etc.

Feeling very passive aggressive today.  Haven’t had my coffee yet.

I’m thinking a fun game for today would be to respond to all questions with, “What are you–a fascist?”

“Hey, do you have those reports I asked for?”

“Reports?  Reports??  What are you–a fascist?”

Yep, I don’t see this getting old any time soon.  Do you?

Estragon’s kitchen…