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Tom Brokaw and the Debates

Watched the debate last night.  I think you all know where I stand vis-a-vis the election, so I won’t go into all that.

But I did want to complain about Tom Brokaw and his incessant whining about the time.  I realize that they have to deal with TV schedules, etc., and that the networks are all giving up time for the debates, but the debates are the only time these two people, one of whom will end up being president, will ever face each other and answer questions.  They really need to do away with the time limit thing as a whole.  It’s in the candidate’s interest to make their point concisely, for we as a culture seem to despise people who are long-winded.  So hearing Tom chirp in that “Oh, that was longer than a minute”,”Did you know we have lights all throughout this room with yellow and green and red”, is really kind of annoying.  One of them is going to be president.  It’s kind of an important job interview.  If the guy wants to take an extra 15 seconds, give it to him, rather than moan about how they went over a minute, which, incidentally, wasted time.

I’m just saying that when crises develop during the next administration, no one is going to be waiting in the wings with a stopwatch saying, “Hurry, Mr. President, you’ve been at this for 2 minutes.”

On a side note, the last question of the night was so Rumsfeld-ian.  “What don’t you know and how will you go about knowing it?” or whatever it was.  It really made it seem as though they were going to respond, “There are known knowns, that is, there are things we know we know.  There are known unknowns, that is to say that there are things we know we do not know.  And then there are unknown unknowns, which are things that we do not know that we don’t know…. etc…”  That question really belonged in the Stephanopolous debate alongside “Why aren’t you wearing a flag pin?”, “Don’t you love America?”, “Do you think you’d be an OK commander-in-chief?”  It seems like such a shame to ask such an open-ended question (the “what don’t you know, etc.”).  It’s really about the equivalent of Tom turning to the two of them and saying, “OK, we’ll take your closing statements now.”

These debates seem to be very strange.  Jim Lehrer seemed intent on having them talk directly to each other (”Tell him that”, etc.), Gwen Ifill, who I think is great, was completely shut out of the VP debate (”I’m not going to answer the questions the moderator poses”), and Tom Brokaw seemed obsessed with keeping track of time.  I wonder what Bob Schieffer has in store for us.  I’m hoping it’s Pictionary.


Middle Names

McCain’s people keep trying to call out Obama by mentioning that his middle name is “Hussein”.  Why that is the dealbreaker, I don’t know.

So, in case any of you were on the fence about McCain.  His middle name is “Sidney”.

Here’s a picture of McCain as a child:

(That is, if McCain was actually Ernest Hemingway.  Thanks Google!)

Hell Jones / Raptors with Lasers ‘08

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Memory of a Goldfish

Palin, a week ago Thursday at the VP debate, paraphrasing, regarding the start of the Iraq War, “There you go again, Joe, talking about the past.  Americans don’t care about the past, they want to talk about the future.”

Palin, this week, talking about 1970’s radical Bill Ayers, paraphrasing, “The media needs to ask questions of Barack Obama and expect answers.”

So–two points–

1)  2003–It’s the past.  Who cares?  Early 1970’s–very relevant.  Good to know.

2) Barack Obama has to answer questions and Palin’s never held a press conference?  Makes sense to me.   In fact, I seem to remember Palin saying something along the lines of “I may not answer the questions that the moderator asks me.”

If McCain/Palin win, invest in Dramamine.  It’s going to be a fun four years.

Hell Jones / Raptors with Lasers ‘08

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Robo-Calls

So–apparently the McCain camp has been sending out robo-calls telling people that Obama and Bill Ayers are terrorists and secret lovers.

Three thoughts on this:

1) Very disappointed when I found out what a robo-call actually was.  I thought it was some sort of kick-ass robot that would fight crime and keep phone bills low.  Apparently it’s just a recorded message.

2) Who is sitting there listening to these things?  Every phone call I’ve ever received that I could tell was a recording, I’ve hung up.  So basically the McCain camp is spending thousands of dollars to bug people with a recorded message?  If you have any sense, you hang up.  You don’t go, “Ah, hell, it’s a recording.  Well, I’m sure it must be important.”  Surely, for most of these people, all McCain’s getting for his money is “Hello.  I’m calling on behalf of John McCain. He–” click.  And back to dinner they go.

3) Where’s the creativity?  I mean, if you’re gonna go crazy with your lies, go all out. “Hi, I’m calling on behalf of John McCain.  Did you know Obama’s a secret Muslim and his education program involves the distribution of Korans to every child in America?  Did you know that the Koran needs to be read in Arabic?  Can we really handle a nation of bilingual children?  On November 4th, you have a choice…  Also, Barack’s name sounds funny.”

Anyway, Dems, ball’s in your court.  Surely there must be some 527 out there that can pump out a robo-call like this:

Hello.  I’m  John McCain.  I’m old.  And I’ve lost my glasses.  If you see my glasses, please call me at 1-888-XXX-XXXX.  Call any time.  I’ll be up.  I’ve got to pee every 5 minutes… I–hold on–I’ll be right back–(elevator music) (flush) OK.  I’m back.  As I was saying, my friends, I need my glasses.  Please.  I’m an old man.  And I just want my glasses.  Hey, you kids!  Get off my lawn!  This message was paid for by–I warned you kids!  Now I’m coming out there!

Just so that they could play the tape on Hardball or Olbermann.  Please, someone?  Anyone?

Also, make sure that the 1-800 number plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.


Cry, Baby, Cry…

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