Yesterday I awoke startled and with a sense of urgency. I had to get to work on time, and knew that I would have to drive slowly because my ridiculously over sized top hat would not fit inside the car (so I would have to drive sticking my head out the window). Thankfully, I realized that I don’t have a ridiculously over sized top hat, and could in fact snooze for an additional 15 minutes. Dreams are fucked up.