What is Procreative golf? Is is like pr0n for the upper class?

I have an iPhone and am one of the 600,000 that pre-ordered an iPhone 4 as soon as I could, but I still find this amusing:

EDIT: The same guy posted the opposing argument from an iPhone standpoint. Also humorous.

Once upon a time I was a PC and adamantly so. Over the last couple of years I’ve become an Apple (though sadly I remain chubby and only got a hoodie out of the deal). It all started with the first gen iPod touch. I had wanted an iPhone but couldn’t justify the data plan. Over the course of a year I feel head over heels for the iOS device and it was my constant companion. Somewhere along the way, the fun I was having with iOS convinced me I should check out what all the fuss was about with OS X, and since I needed a new computer anyway, I got my first MacBook Pro. That was right around the time this comic started really. Then I got a 3G iPhone, followed by a first gen iPad, and then I was one of those schmucks crashing the Apple website trying to pre-order my iPhone 4. Now I’m sitting here staring at the new ads for the iPad 2, whispering “my Precious” while I wait for the Buy Now button to appear. Is there a point to this post? Not really.