Wisdom for life.
It’s hot in Texas. It’s times like these when I like to get cheesecake ice cream with gummi bears as the mixin’.
Don’t judge me.
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Ice Cream
Panel 1:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Does ice cream go bad?
Estragon: I don't know.
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: I mean, if I left ice cream in the freezer for long enough, would it ever spoil?
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: I've never had that problem.
Panel 1:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Does ice cream go bad?
Estragon: I don't know.
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: I mean, if I left ice cream in the freezer for long enough, would it ever spoil?
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: I've never had that problem.
I’ve seen a Twinkie petrified into a rock-solid state… still looked fine.
Looked fine and was rock solid? Those things don’t stay moist forever?
What about the inside? Was there still some unidentifiable white goo in there? (sentence of the day, +10 points to me.)