Getting a lot of apologists for the two geneologies comic (one’s Mary, one’s Joseph; or, they’re both historically accurate (wtf?); or, there’s nothing wrong with the Bible, it’s literally true, etc.). Quit it. Seriously. I don’t want to argue about it. And your arguments are ridiculous anyway. (Victory is mine.)
Middle of the week. This is when the existentialists thrive. Everything seems pointless and you’re equidistant from the weekend.
Smoke your cigarettes upside down, people. That’s how we communicate to one another. It’s like a secret handshake. But with cigarettes. So it’s cooler.
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Existentialism
Panel 1:
Xeno and Cy
Xeno: Do you ever worry that life is a meaningless charade and we're hurtling through space on a giant overheated rock which amazingly hasn't smacked into anything which would kill us instantly in our sleep?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Cy
Cy: Mostly I worry about women. And running out of gas. And whether or not the milk's gone bad.... Oh, god, has the milk gone bad?
Panel 3:
The milk
Panel 1:
Xeno and Cy
Xeno: Do you ever worry that life is a meaningless charade and we're hurtling through space on a giant overheated rock which amazingly hasn't smacked into anything which would kill us instantly in our sleep?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Cy
Cy: Mostly I worry about women. And running out of gas. And whether or not the milk's gone bad.... Oh, god, has the milk gone bad?
Panel 3:
The milk
