Waiting to drink on Friday is a lot like waiting to open your Christmas presents, if your Christmas presents were booze.
I need booze for Christmas.
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The Waiting
Panel 1:
Estragon bumps into Custer
Estragon: Sorry.
Custer: Touch me again, fat boy, and I'll cut you.
Panel 2:
Estragon and Custer
Estragon: Jesus, you're grumpy considering it's Friday morning.
Custer: Sorry, but this is the worst part of the week.
Panel 3:
Estragon and Custer
Custer: In eight hours, I'll be falling down drunk. These will be the longest eight hours of my life.
Estragon: The waiting is the hardest part.
Panel 1:
Estragon bumps into Custer
Estragon: Sorry.
Custer: Touch me again, fat boy, and I'll cut you.
Panel 2:
Estragon and Custer
Estragon: Jesus, you're grumpy considering it's Friday morning.
Custer: Sorry, but this is the worst part of the week.
Panel 3:
Estragon and Custer
Custer: In eight hours, I'll be falling down drunk. These will be the longest eight hours of my life.
Estragon: The waiting is the hardest part.
Last Christmas I got two bottles of booze–heaviest present ever.