All of those predator movies, all of those guns and lasers and knives, and not a single person thought to kick the buggers in the nuts.
Come on, Hollywood, where’s your imagination?
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Predator RoShamBo
Panel 1:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: New Predator movie coming out. I'd like to fight Predator. I'd probably kick his ass.
Estragon: Uh, huh. Sure you would.
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: You wouldn't make it past the first ten minutes.
Xeno: I'd kick him in the balls.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: You should write for Hollywood.
Xeno: I should.
Panel 1:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: New Predator movie coming out. I'd like to fight Predator. I'd probably kick his ass.
Estragon: Uh, huh. Sure you would.
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: You wouldn't make it past the first ten minutes.
Xeno: I'd kick him in the balls.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: You should write for Hollywood.
Xeno: I should.
I have been looking for hollywood’s imagination for years now. nothing but remakes and sequels that are essentially the same as the first one. It is a sad, sad thing.