It’s a good bet that your local sports team sucks.
I’m not ragging on them, or anything, but there can only be one championship team per year. And the NBA, for instance, has 30 teams in it. That means that at the end of the season, 29 of those teams are losers. Or, to put it another way, there’s a 96.7% chance that your team sucks.
And don’t give me any of that, “Oh, we made it to the conference finals or the NBA finals.” Second place is first loser.
Enjoy your Monday.
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Local Sports Team
Panel 1:
Custer and Cy
Custer: How's that local sports team?
Cy: Lousy.
Panel 2:
Bovary and Vlad
Bovary: Did you see that new popular show everyone likes?
Vlad: Yes, it's quite popular.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Do you want to have a conversation about Kant?
Estragon: How's that local sports team?
Panel 1:
Custer and Cy
Custer: How's that local sports team?
Cy: Lousy.
Panel 2:
Bovary and Vlad
Bovary: Did you see that new popular show everyone likes?
Vlad: Yes, it's quite popular.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Do you want to have a conversation about Kant?
Estragon: How's that local sports team?
ohio…the motto for our teams is, “maybe next year”