In the words of the immortal Simpsons, “Fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet.”
It is socially acceptable to drink if sports are on. Or if you’re Christopher Hitchens.
↓ Transcript
Futbol!
Panel 1:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: Futbol fever! Catch it!
Vlad: Meh, sports. Who cares?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: Who cares? World Cup! 32 nations! 1 cup!
Vlad: Is this just an excuse to drink in the morning?
Xeno: Yes.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Vlad, drinking
Vlad: Futbol fever!
Panel 1:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: Futbol fever! Catch it!
Vlad: Meh, sports. Who cares?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: Who cares? World Cup! 32 nations! 1 cup!
Vlad: Is this just an excuse to drink in the morning?
Xeno: Yes.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Vlad, drinking
Vlad: Futbol fever!
