Panel 1

Jones and librarian

Caption: Having narrowly escaped the cephalopods, Jones embraces romance below the decks.

Librarian: It's been so long since I've been with a man.


Panel 2

Jones and librarian

Jones: Lesbian, huh? Score!

Librarian: Jones! Not like that! You creep.


Panel 3

Jones and librarian

Jones: You think I don't have feelings?

Caption: An upset Jones returned to his room alone, taking with him only a box of Kleenex to console himself.