Panel 1:

Estragon and Custer

Custer: God's watching your every move.

Estragon: God watches me watch a lot of bad TV.



Panel 2:

Estragon and Custer

Estragon: God should be ashamed. I spend most of my time staring at screens. But God's spending His valuable time watching me watch TV.



Panel 3:

Estragon and Custer

Estragon: So, really, God's just a creepy guy in my bushes.

Custer: Who will punish you!

Estragon: Did you see last week's Top Chef? That was punishment enough.