Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle

Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle

Just in case you were confused, real vampires do not sparkle in sun light.

↓ Transcript
Panel 1 – Vlad and Estragon
Estragon: So is it true you sparkle?
Vlad: You shut your mouth! Shut your dirty mouth!

Panel 2
Estragon: What’s wrong, not a Twilight fan?
Vlad: I told you to shut your mouth!
Estragon: Oh, come on Gothboy, I know you love…

Panel 3 – Vlad at Estragon’s throat, blood everywhere.
Estragon: GAH!


Discussion (15)¬

  1. Brondan says:

    Does this mean Estragon is dead? or worse is he now a Were-Panda Vampire?

    I can’t believe Vlad actually broke his diet.

    • Xeno says:

      Not to worry, I think going down that road would involve starting up some sort of continuity, which has never been a real danger with us.

  2. Estragon says:

    Bitten by zombies twice, cursed to consume myself by Satan himself, and now bitten by a damn vegan vampire. I gots me a resume!

  3. reyn says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha that is a cute comic

  4. katherine says:

    ha-ha-ha funny love it

  5. kali says:

    hahahahahaa

  6. kali says:

    its hiliriious not a twilight fan lol

  7. alica says:

    i like vlad he is funny:>

  8. belladonna says:

    wowow lol

  9. mereli says:

    vlad i love you so much;> wink wink
    (lol)

  10. draculara says:

    i love vampires like vlad.

  11. hazle says:

    lol me to, but is it such a bad thing to sparkle

  12. gratel says:

    of couse it is wat kind of mooron sparkles duh

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