I’m a firm believer that if mushrooms were called “fungus” in stores that their sales would drop.
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Panel 1:
Estragon and a cow. Estragon is holding mushrooms.
Caption: In a field in Texas...
Estragon: Hmm.... Cow-poo mushrooms. All right, Mother Nature: talk to me.
Mushrooms: No, Estragon, don't eat me! I'm a vegetable.
Panel 2:
Estragon, with mushrooms, and the cow.
Estragon: Yuck. I can't eat a cow-poo vegetable.
Mushrooms: Yay!
Panel 3:
Estragon and the cow. Estragon is munching away.
Estragon: Think I'm dumb, mushrooms? You're not vegetable. You do kind of taste like poo though.
Estragon and a cow. Estragon is holding mushrooms.
Caption: In a field in Texas...
Estragon: Hmm.... Cow-poo mushrooms. All right, Mother Nature: talk to me.
Mushrooms: No, Estragon, don't eat me! I'm a vegetable.
Panel 2:
Estragon, with mushrooms, and the cow.
Estragon: Yuck. I can't eat a cow-poo vegetable.
Mushrooms: Yay!
Panel 3:
Estragon and the cow. Estragon is munching away.
Estragon: Think I'm dumb, mushrooms? You're not vegetable. You do kind of taste like poo though.
