Have you ever seen an angry cow? Of course not. Those things are high as kites.
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Panel 1:
Estragon and a cow.
Caption: In a field in Texas...
Estragon: Oh, man, those cow-poo mushrooms were great. I've had an epiphany. My eyes are open to the struggles that the common cow goes through.
Panel 2:
Estragon and a cow.
Estragon: All of this backbreaking labor, chewing cud in fields, standing, sitting, being tipped over by dumb-ass frat boys, and for what? For a little patch of earth to call their own. Man, happy cows don't come from California. They poo magic in Texas.
Panel 3:
Estragon and a cow.
Cow: Would you shut the hell up, man? You're killing my vibe.
Estragon and a cow.
Caption: In a field in Texas...
Estragon: Oh, man, those cow-poo mushrooms were great. I've had an epiphany. My eyes are open to the struggles that the common cow goes through.
Panel 2:
Estragon and a cow.
Estragon: All of this backbreaking labor, chewing cud in fields, standing, sitting, being tipped over by dumb-ass frat boys, and for what? For a little patch of earth to call their own. Man, happy cows don't come from California. They poo magic in Texas.
Panel 3:
Estragon and a cow.
Cow: Would you shut the hell up, man? You're killing my vibe.





