Jesus loves cake.
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Panel 1:
Caption: And now... What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus, looking grumpy, is standing in front of a table. There is a cake on it. The cake has a note on it. Balloon bubble for a closeup of the note. The note says "God's cake. Do not eat."
Panel 2, split into three parts:
Top: Jesus' eyes dart left
Middle: Jesus' eyes dart right
Bottom: Comic expression of a Miracle. MIRACLE!, like a BLAM!, POW!, etc.
Panel 3:
There are two cakes on the table. Jesus is going to town on one of them.
Caption: And now... What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus, looking grumpy, is standing in front of a table. There is a cake on it. The cake has a note on it. Balloon bubble for a closeup of the note. The note says "God's cake. Do not eat."
Panel 2, split into three parts:
Top: Jesus' eyes dart left
Middle: Jesus' eyes dart right
Bottom: Comic expression of a Miracle. MIRACLE!, like a BLAM!, POW!, etc.
Panel 3:
There are two cakes on the table. Jesus is going to town on one of them.
