Well, it’s the big Beatles day.  Exciting.

And I know you’re desperate to know my favorite Beatles songs.  And even if you’re not, I’m going to list them here anyway:

1. Lady Madonna

2. Hey Bulldog

3. Revolution

4. I’m Looking Through You

5. Rain

Worst Beatles songs?

1. Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?

2. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

3. Revolution #9

4. The Inner Light

5. Within You Without You

I wish I could list “The Inner Light” more than once.  That song is awful.  Not Revolution #9 awful, but still pretty bad.  Sorry George.  Love “I Me Mine”, for what it’s worth.

Feeling juvenile this AM, and my wife wouldn’t appreciate this humor, so I thought I would share it here:

1. Absolute fiber, poops absolutely.
2. With great fiber, comes great poops.
3. Have fiber, will poop.
4. With sufficient fiber, you can bowel move the world.
5. Fiber happens.