Xeno’s been slacking a bit in the writing department, so I stepped in with some poop jokes. You can’t go wrong with poop jokes.
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Panel 1:
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Hey Estragon, do bears really poop in the woods?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: Only if there is toilet paper. I prefer a nice soft two ply.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: What? My tuckus is sensitive.
Xeno and Estragon
Xeno: Hey Estragon, do bears really poop in the woods?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: Only if there is toilet paper. I prefer a nice soft two ply.
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon
Estragon: What? My tuckus is sensitive.
Do they still make 1 ply?
The toilet paper in my office building is practically see through. I guess the woods might be preferable in that case.
This is off topic, but you know what bugs me? Automatic flushing toilets. Those things are like pooing on a timer.