If God loves everyone, then God loves a lot of assholes. Somebody needs to have a talk with him.
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Panel 1:
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Cyclops: Custer, what happens when you die?
Z.C.: Well, God loves you, so God gave you a choice.
Panel 2:
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Z.C.: If you're good, you go to Heaven and spend eternity in paradise. If you're bad, you go to Hell and suffer forever.
Cyclops: If God loves me, why would he make me suffer forever?
Panel 3:
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Z.C.: I'll let you in on a secret. God doesn't love you. He thinks you're a tool.
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Cyclops: Custer, what happens when you die?
Z.C.: Well, God loves you, so God gave you a choice.
Panel 2:
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Z.C.: If you're good, you go to Heaven and spend eternity in paradise. If you're bad, you go to Hell and suffer forever.
Cyclops: If God loves me, why would he make me suffer forever?
Panel 3:
Cyclops and Zombie Custer
Z.C.: I'll let you in on a secret. God doesn't love you. He thinks you're a tool.
