It’s hard to be disappointed that there’s no afterlife when you die because you’re dead. That’s why it’d be nice if there was a really short afterlife, with a talking dinosaur that says, “Sorry, dude, there’s no afterlife.”
And then the dinosaur eats you.
That’d be kind of cool. I guess.
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Panel 1:
Cyclops and Estragon
Cyclops: Custer says when you die you go to Heaven or Hell.
Estragon: What? How's he know that?
Cyclops: It's what he said.
Panel 2:
Cyclops and Estragon
Estragon: When you die, there's nothing. No Heaven or Hell.
Cyclops: But Custer said--
Panel 3:
Cyclops and Estragon
Estragon: Poor Custer, he's going to be very disappointed. Or I guess, he would if there was anything after this.
Cyclops and Estragon
Cyclops: Custer says when you die you go to Heaven or Hell.
Estragon: What? How's he know that?
Cyclops: It's what he said.
Panel 2:
Cyclops and Estragon
Estragon: When you die, there's nothing. No Heaven or Hell.
Cyclops: But Custer said--
Panel 3:
Cyclops and Estragon
Estragon: Poor Custer, he's going to be very disappointed. Or I guess, he would if there was anything after this.
Isn’t his concerns kinda moot and pointless. I mean he turns into SATAN when he gets mad.
OF COURSE He is going to hell.
Does he even KNOW he turns into Satan?
I think it’s kind of a like a fuzzy drunk thing. Can’t really remember where he’s been, etc.
Or we just have major continuity problems. Meh. I’m going with the fuzzy drunk.