It’s true. I’ve never been bitten by a toilet rat.
Of course, I’ve never won the lottery, either. And people win the lottery all the time.
It’s called “logic”, people. Look into it.
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Xeno and Vlad
Vlad: Jeebus, what smells?
Xeno: That's me. It's time to change my diaper.
Vlad: Huh?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: I'm done with toilets. I saw a show on TV where a rat crawled up through the pipes into a toilet.
Vlad: So you've switched to diapers? Don't you think that's crazy?
Panel 3:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: OK, when a rat bites you on the ass, we'll see who's crazy then.
Vlad: Says the man in the diaper.
Xeno and Vlad
Vlad: Jeebus, what smells?
Xeno: That's me. It's time to change my diaper.
Vlad: Huh?
Panel 2:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: I'm done with toilets. I saw a show on TV where a rat crawled up through the pipes into a toilet.
Vlad: So you've switched to diapers? Don't you think that's crazy?
Panel 3:
Xeno and Vlad
Xeno: OK, when a rat bites you on the ass, we'll see who's crazy then.
Vlad: Says the man in the diaper.
