On the plus side, fear of toilet rats makes bathroom trips a lot quicker.
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Panel 1:
Vlad and Estragon
Estragon: I'm not wearing a diaper. I'm not afraid of any toilet rats.
Vlad: Xeno says they can bite your ass.
Estragon: Yeah, I'll take my chances.
Panel 2:
Estragon, reading a copy of X-Men, on the toilet (waist up, of course, we're tasteful in our potty humor)
Caption: Later, on his throne....
Estragon, thinking: So what that rats can crawl through toilet pipes? It's not like... Oh, god! Is that scratching? What's that noise?
Panel 3:
Vlad, Estragon, Xeno, and Zombie Custer
Zombie Custer: Something die out here?
Xeno: We're wearing diapers.
Zombie Custer: You kids with your fashion.
Vlad and Estragon
Estragon: I'm not wearing a diaper. I'm not afraid of any toilet rats.
Vlad: Xeno says they can bite your ass.
Estragon: Yeah, I'll take my chances.
Panel 2:
Estragon, reading a copy of X-Men, on the toilet (waist up, of course, we're tasteful in our potty humor)
Caption: Later, on his throne....
Estragon, thinking: So what that rats can crawl through toilet pipes? It's not like... Oh, god! Is that scratching? What's that noise?
Panel 3:
Vlad, Estragon, Xeno, and Zombie Custer
Zombie Custer: Something die out here?
Xeno: We're wearing diapers.
Zombie Custer: You kids with your fashion.
