Did you know these numbnuts get paid after they leave office? $191k per year, for doing nothing.
And it’s not like they need the damn money. Clinton was making $150k per speech back in 2005.
That’s some pain I’d like to feel. Am I right?
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Estragon and God
Estragon: I'm confused, God. Why would evolution disprove you? Evolution doesn't have anything to say about the supernatural.
Panel 2:
Estragon and God
God: Listen, if you start questioning the Bible, there's no limit to where your questions will end.
Panel 3:
Estragon and God
Estragon: Like why do they pay ex-presidents $200k a year when they can give 40 minute speeches for $100k?
God: They pay them how much?!
Estragon and God
Estragon: I'm confused, God. Why would evolution disprove you? Evolution doesn't have anything to say about the supernatural.
Panel 2:
Estragon and God
God: Listen, if you start questioning the Bible, there's no limit to where your questions will end.
Panel 3:
Estragon and God
Estragon: Like why do they pay ex-presidents $200k a year when they can give 40 minute speeches for $100k?
God: They pay them how much?!
Gosh. I didn’t know that it would be that much - but now I know. I guess it’s really a nice job. You can just do anything you want, ruin the world and provoke conflicts and afterward lead a lovely life… Too bad I’m not an American.