Chupacabra is actually Spanish for “poodle”.
Did you know poodles love broccoli? True story.
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Panel 1:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself in a field.
Xeno: It's day 2 of our Chupacabra hunt. I'm--oh Jeebus, what was that noise?
Panel 2:
Xeno holding a camera, looking off in the distance.
Estragon (off panel): Xeno, come quick! I've caught it!
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon. Estragon is holding a poodle.
Estragon: It tried to get away, but I knocked it out.
Xeno: That's a poodle.
Estragon: Chupacabra.
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself in a field.
Xeno: It's day 2 of our Chupacabra hunt. I'm--oh Jeebus, what was that noise?
Panel 2:
Xeno holding a camera, looking off in the distance.
Estragon (off panel): Xeno, come quick! I've caught it!
Panel 3:
Xeno and Estragon. Estragon is holding a poodle.
Estragon: It tried to get away, but I knocked it out.
Xeno: That's a poodle.
Estragon: Chupacabra.
poor poor ninja
You must be mistaken sir, Ninja is a toy poodle, and this is clearly a chupacabra.
Actually chupacabra is so NOT Spanish for poodle, spanish for poodle is poodle…. figures! lol
Chupa comes from chupar that = to suck
cabras = goats
hence chupacabra = goatsucker…. this sounds almost bad lol