I am going to die in an owl attack. And then a fourth grader will get me in an owl turd.
The others will be jealous.
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Panel 1:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: It's day 1 of our Chupacabra hunt. I'm all alone now.
Panel 2:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: What's that noise? Oh God. I'm going to die out here. Mom, I want you to know that I love you.
Panel 3:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: Oh, that's just an owl. I'm ok. Unless it swoops down and pokes out my eyes.
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: It's day 1 of our Chupacabra hunt. I'm all alone now.
Panel 2:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: What's that noise? Oh God. I'm going to die out here. Mom, I want you to know that I love you.
Panel 3:
Xeno, a la "Blair Witch Project", filming himself.
Xeno: Oh, that's just an owl. I'm ok. Unless it swoops down and pokes out my eyes.
Owls are serius stuff. Second that.