Offices would be much more interesting if they did.
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Panel 1:
Vladimir, in the boss's office, with the boss, Quasimodo, the hunchback.
Vladimir: You wanted to see me, boss?
Quasi: Vlad, I've received a disturbing report.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Quasimodo
Vladimir: Yes?
Quasi: Did you solicit another employee for sex in the men's bathroom?
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Quasimodo
Vladimir: What? No, I told Xeno that I ride a hog.
Quasi: You know that we don't allow pets in the office, right?
Vladimir, in the boss's office, with the boss, Quasimodo, the hunchback.
Vladimir: You wanted to see me, boss?
Quasi: Vlad, I've received a disturbing report.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Quasimodo
Vladimir: Yes?
Quasi: Did you solicit another employee for sex in the men's bathroom?
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Quasimodo
Vladimir: What? No, I told Xeno that I ride a hog.
Quasi: You know that we don't allow pets in the office, right?
