There are probably all kinds of regrettable typos and poorly translated fortune cookies out there, but last night I got one that I’m pretty sure should be recalled in times like these. It said ‘You will soon be changing your line of work’. Not ‘You will soon receive a promotion’ or ‘Work is going to get better’, no, just that it is going to ‘change’. Screw you fortune cookie. You got what you deserve, and now you are working your way through the hell that is my intestines.

In other news, some people have too much time on their hands (including me, since I watched this). Gets more interesting at the 40 second mark: