Fire is cool.
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Panel 1:
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: No way am I paying to hear about your day.
Estragon: It was my day and I have the right to monetize it.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: How do I even know it's worth paying for?
Estragon: Cause I said so.
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: What if I don't believe you?
Estragon: OK. Here's a bit more: it involves fire.
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: No way am I paying to hear about your day.
Estragon: It was my day and I have the right to monetize it.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: How do I even know it's worth paying for?
Estragon: Cause I said so.
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Estragon
Vladimir: What if I don't believe you?
Estragon: OK. Here's a bit more: it involves fire.
