The other problem with this theory is the last person to touch the sink handle is you with your dirty hands. Unless of course it’s one of those magic sinks, then the problem is that the water isn’t hot.
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Panel 1:
Vladimir and Xeno
Xeno: I hear you're having trouble with getting out of the bathroom after you've washed your hands. I can help.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Xeno, showing a foot long piece of metal with a hook on the end
Xeno: This is a sterile metal hook. I keep at least two on me at all times. It should solve all of your problems.
Vladimir: Thanks, Xeno. No more opening bathroom doors with my clean hands.
Panel 3:
Vladimir, standing in a bathroom, in front of a door with a doorknob.
Vladimir: Dammit.
Vladimir and Xeno
Xeno: I hear you're having trouble with getting out of the bathroom after you've washed your hands. I can help.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Xeno, showing a foot long piece of metal with a hook on the end
Xeno: This is a sterile metal hook. I keep at least two on me at all times. It should solve all of your problems.
Vladimir: Thanks, Xeno. No more opening bathroom doors with my clean hands.
Panel 3:
Vladimir, standing in a bathroom, in front of a door with a doorknob.
Vladimir: Dammit.
