Am I the only one willing to pay to see T Boone Pickens and Thomas Friedman fight hand-to-hand in a steel cage?

Surely this thought has crossed other people’s minds as well.

T Boone can say, “Natural gas, natural gas.” and Friedman can go “Flat, hot, crowded, flat, hot, crowded” as they pound on each other, hot air escaping each of them with each blow landed.

How did these goobers manage to monopolize the airwaves?  And why hasn’t any journalist asked T Boone whether he stands to profit enormously if we switch to natural gas?  It’s hard to see him as a messiah when you know his motive is financial.

Anyway, Pay-Per-View, please set up the cage match.  I would like to pay to see that.