I think that dinosaurs are awesome. I think a dinosaur with a saddle, laser weaponry, and kickin’ stereo is even more awesomer. On another note these Hell Jones strips are taking forever for some reason. This one took twice as long as a standard Vlad strip, and it didn’t even end up getting color. sigh.
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Panel 1:
Caption: Hell Jones has escaped from the Nazis, for the moment, and is spending a quiet moment in reflection.
Hell Jones, with the idol: Oh, of course, it must be cursed. Zeus' throat, why didn't I think of that?
Panel 2:
Hell Jones, with buxom woman.
Hell Jones: The idol! It's got some sort of tracking device on it. That's how Rommel found us!
Buxom: You're the greatest, Jonesy!
Panel 3:
Hell Jones, with buxom woman. Raptors with lasers.
Hell Jones: Oh, sweet Jeebus, they're back!
Buxom: Raptors! With lasers!
Caption: Hell Jones has escaped from the Nazis, for the moment, and is spending a quiet moment in reflection.
Hell Jones, with the idol: Oh, of course, it must be cursed. Zeus' throat, why didn't I think of that?
Panel 2:
Hell Jones, with buxom woman.
Hell Jones: The idol! It's got some sort of tracking device on it. That's how Rommel found us!
Buxom: You're the greatest, Jonesy!
Panel 3:
Hell Jones, with buxom woman. Raptors with lasers.
Hell Jones: Oh, sweet Jeebus, they're back!
Buxom: Raptors! With lasers!
By “cursed”, he means there’s a tracker on it… Sigh. I probably should have put more thought into writing this one, but really, the pay off was in seeing the Raptor with the laser. Raptors with Lasers are awesome.
Wasn’t one of the failed Jurrasic Park 4 scripts about weaponizing raptors, or turning them into like mercanaries with weapons strapped to them?
If so, with this strip you’ve just proven that they should have went with it, because it’s AWESOME.
Theres something very wrong in this comic strip… could someone help me find it?