Obama: Tax people who make over $250k/year, give tax break to middle class.

McCain: Tax no one, give $300 billion to people who made foolish decisions in the housing market.

According to the McCain campaign, Obama’s plan is socialism; McCain’s plan isn’t.  You may be wondering: Why not?

Well, here’s the response from the McCain group: “Shut up.  That’s why.”

Hold on, the Republican treasury secretary and the Republican president are about to inject capital into the banks.  Good thing that’s not socialism.

I’m really going to miss these halcyon days.