In the real world a sword does trump gamma iradiation in a fight. At least as an asset. I guess if you irradiate your opponent it is an effective weapon.
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Panel 1:
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: Who wins in a fight: Conan or the Hulk?
Vladimir: You've got to go Hulk. Conan would have a hernia and collapse.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: Oh, come on. Conan's got a sword.
Vladimir: Hulk's green.
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: What's that got to do with anything?
Vladimir: I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: Who wins in a fight: Conan or the Hulk?
Vladimir: You've got to go Hulk. Conan would have a hernia and collapse.
Panel 2:
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: Oh, come on. Conan's got a sword.
Vladimir: Hulk's green.
Panel 3:
Vladimir and Estragon
Estragon: What's that got to do with anything?
Vladimir: I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.
Yes but the sword doenst handle itself, you got to consider conan, and as you consider conan, you must consider hulk. the sword would just bounce off of him. and hulk has a giant rampaging no-nonsense green fist, that would “humble” conan and his sword too…
But to debate on a nerdy flame war about who would win is pointless.
Whats important is that “we” are pointing out the obvious, haha wonderfull wordplay.