The Onion had a silly thing where you would pick your favorite albums, one for every year that you were alive .

It’s Friday; I’m bored enough.

1980 - Closer; Joy Division

1981 - In God We Trust, Inc; Dead Kennedys

1982 - Pornography; The Cure (slow year )

1983 - Violent Femmes; Violent Femmes

1984 - Let It Be; The Replacements

1985 - Dare To Be Stupid; Weird Al Yankovic

1986 - Staring At The Sea - The Singles; The Cure

1987 - Appetite for Destruction; Guns N Roses

1988 - Lincoln; They Might Be Giants

1989 - Doolittle; The Pixies

1990 - In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up; Ministry

1991 - Nevermind; Nirvana

1992 - Broken; Nine Inch Nails

1993 - Siamese Dream; Smashing Pumpkins

1994 - There’s Nothing Wrong With Love; Built to Spill

1995 - Sparkle and Fade; Everclear

1996 - Fountains of Wayne; Fountains of Wayne

1997 - Word Gets Around; Stereophonics

1998 - XO; Elliott Smith

1999 - Emergency and I; The Dismemberment Plan

2000 - We Have The Facts and We’re Voting Yes; Death Cab for Cutie

2001 - We Love Life; Pulp

2002 - About a Boy; BadlyDrawnBoy

2003 - Hello Starling; Josh Ritter

2004 - More Adventurous; Rilo Kiley

2005 - I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning; Bright Eyes

2006 - The Trials of Van Occupanther; Midlake

2007 - In a Nutshell; Pelle Carlberg

2008 - Hold On Now, Youngster; Los Campesinos!

Done.  And no, you cannot have your time back.